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It’s the season of giving and we are feeling generous! We wanted to give you a list worthy of the queen/king that you are.
Here’s 12 days of Christmas — gift guide style.
Gifts for the Empowered Woman
A collection of amazing women to keep you company when we aren’t around.
This should be on every wall, in every building, on every planet.
Because coloring makes anyone feel empowered as f*ck
The shirt we suggest, until we have a line of our own.😍
Making sure the next generation feels more empowered.
Gifts for the Beauty Lover
This feels like angels come in during the night and give you a facial while you sleep.
Truly better than sex most times.
It’s Rihanna’s genius all-inclusive makeup line, need we say more?
Marc Jacobs makin’ my eyes pop and my confidence soar.
Blends so well with the bags under your eyes, making them barely noticeable.
Gifts for the Fashion Guru
This is like having the wardrobe of an Instagram influencer on our kind of budget.
You can be that cute, athletic looking chick. (You don’t even have to go to the gym.)
Don’t forget to chic the hell out of the men in your life!
Leave all the hard work of styling to a professional. You just focus on staying fabulous.
Josie and the Pussycats meets
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Dry Shampoo and Hair Sticks: for those days you wanna throw your hair up IN STYLE.
Gifts for the Interior Design Wannabe
I promise you, it looks epic in any living room. And now you can buy records for every other holiday. You’re welcome.
Fairy lights AND pictures of fond memories. WIN. WIN. WIIIIIIIIIIIN.
Those succulents deserve their spotlight. Hang them high for everyone to see.
Hold your jewelry in style.
Pro tip: condoms fit nicely in the bottom layer…
We know you spend absurd amounts of $$$ on wine. Displaying it just makes it look like you can actually afford it.
We’re suckers for plants and design. Why not both?
Gifts for Techy Tidings
This is a BIG purchase. But it’s the camera A bought for blogging… and in order to pay for it, she needs all of your affiliate purchases.😅
L has a Google Home and it’s an asshole. Alexa is superior.
Up your journaling game. Print your smartphone pics instantly and journal the f*ck outta your adventures!
Smart lights are the best thing to ever happen to your home. And they cuuuuuute. Pairing perfectly with Alexa or Siri.
Never lose your keys again with these nifty tags!
Gifts for the Jetsetter
Just looking at this organization makes us want to drool.
Travel in style and cover that naked passport. It’s cold!
Did you know ports aren’t universal? Cause A didn’t. Guess she’ll be needing this when she goes to London!
OMG, the solution to all of A’s travel issues! Need this for that nice long trip to London…😀
Bluetooth ear pods that are just a lil ($100…) cheaper than Apple pods. (SORRY J.)
‘Cause you can’t ever be too organized. Use it in your home, then zip it up and travel with it!
Gifts for the KIDDOS
Not only can your kiddo be an artist, but IT FREAKIN’ GLOWS.
For the parents-
this teaches your kids how to nurture and grow beautiful, sustainable things.
For the kids- it’s gonna get messy!!😆
Where Science, Technology, and Magic meet.
Actually the most fun game ever. So much spit. So much laughter.
Make your kids dream of veterinary school…and don’t tell them about the student loan debt.
Can you stay in the lines?
Send us your best coloring!
Gag Gifts for the Office Partay
Everyone loves a good pun. Even Barb from accounting.
When it’s not socially acceptable to have a drink.
Apples to Apples but with MEMES. What’s not to love?
Dis for yo friend with the weird sleeping habits 😀
It’s everyone’s favorite show.
And if it’s not, go away.
Gifts for those on your Naughty List
Let’s talk about sex, BABAY.
A little somethin’ somethin’ to set the mood.
Lace. Sheer. Get unwrapped this holiday season.
Spice things up with your lover with this sexy board game!
Pleasuring yourself comes first!
You are the gift this Christmas…(;
Gifts for the Blogging Babes out there <3
If ONLY I could learn Pinterest from someone who has 2 million monthly viewers… OH WAIT!
We know you a bomb ass blogger. But do you look the part?!
Because the author is a wonderful human. And this book is super helpful and an easy read.
Let’s get back to the basics!
Well, this is for ANYONE who loves paper, planning and organization. So me. In case you needed to know what to get me.
If you are looking for the ultimate blogger bootcamp, give this one a looksie.
Self-Help Gifts for Me… I Mean You…
Just drop this 20lb blanket on ya and relax. But have someone there to make sure you are still breathing…
We’ve been recommended this book time and time again.
Repeat it with me.
I am Zen as F*CK. I am Zen as F*CK.
Now, stop giving a shit and color.
For the friend who is inspired by color coordination. Aka me.
Read this. Relationship or not.
A suggests this book to the single and the non-single.
Learn a little about loving yourself. <3
Gifts for our better halves (🐶)
Picked out by three of the most smartestest (most spoiled) dogs.
One of Oprah’s picks. If it’s good enough for Oprah’s dog, it’s good enough for yours!
Shut your office door with a note that says you’re in a meeting and spend the next hour throwing treats to your loved ones.
Basil drinks like he has no lower jaw. We needed this mat.
Find out where your pup’s quirks come from.
Dog’s paws matter.
And moisturizing is important to all species.
L could make a sweater out of all the hair. Protect your car,
or give the gift of protection!😉
There you have it. Your ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE for 2018!